A collection
Honest subscriptions for dishonest times.
Each one names a dark pattern, then sells it transparently.
The absurdity is the product.
subscribe.gripe
Pay forever. Receive nothing.
$0.99 / month
↗doesyourcardwork.com
Monthly confirmation that your card still works.
$0.99 / month
↗placeholdersub.com
Not sure what to subscribe to yet? Keep the habit warm.
$0.99 / month
↗luckydaymonthly.com
We assign your lucky day. That day is yours now.
$1.99 / month
↗thebilledminority.com
Most people don't pay for things online. You do. That makes you rare.
$1.49 / month
↗mypainfulreminder.com
We will hold you accountable. Every month, without fail, we charge your card.
$2.99 / month
↗subscriptionspeedrun.com
The timer started when the page loaded. World record: 4.200s.
$2.99 / month — unlimited runs
↗onemoremonth.com
Consistently here. Unlike your resolutions.
$3.65 / month
↗workingreason.com
Charges you whether you worked or not. Get back to it.
$3.99 / month
↗whichcountryisbest.com
Your subscription is your vote. Cancel and you concede.
$0.99 / month
↗financialleaderboard.com
Pay what you want. The leaderboard is live. Everyone sees your rank.
$2 – $100 / month
Every subscription service promises value. Most deliver something adjacent to what they advertised, on a timeline they control, at a price that quietly increases.
These don't pretend. The charge is the product. The absurdity is on purpose. The honesty is the differentiator.
You know exactly what you're getting. That's more than most subscriptions can say.